Post by supershark on Jun 19, 2005 10:05:14 GMT -8
I got this in an email a while ago...I got the last one right... ;D
Professional Quiz
>> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
>> whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
>> answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
>> UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
>> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
>> things in an overly complicated way.
>> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
>> refrigerator?
>> Wrong Answer.
>> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
>> the
>> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
>> the repercussions of your previous actions.
>> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
>> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
>> You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
>> did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
>> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
>> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not
>> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!!!
>> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
>> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
>> preschoolers
>> got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
>> conclusively
>> disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
>> four-year-old.
>> Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
Professional Quiz
>> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
>> whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
>> answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
>> UNTIL you have answered the question!
>> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
>> close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
>> things in an overly complicated way.
>> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
>> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
>> refrigerator?
>> Wrong Answer.
>> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
>> the
>> elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
>> the repercussions of your previous actions.
>> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
>> attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
>> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
>> You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
>> did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
>> more chance to show your true abilities.
>> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
>> you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
>> Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not
>> been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!!!
>> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
>> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
>> preschoolers
>> got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
>> conclusively
>> disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
>> four-year-old.
>> Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
